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October 24 2017

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

just-shower-thoughts:

You don’t realize how loud some normal daily activities are until you do them while everyone is sleeping

mjalti:

me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about

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gaysorry:

discuss

troubadourtrousers:

sniffling:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

Tired of Pedophilia on tumbler?

the-map-community-is-dangerous:

discoursebeavis:

feferi-hates-pedos:

grimthetransman:

I have good news! you can report them online 

http://www.missingkids.org/cybertipline
http://legalbeagle.com/2164407-report-suspected-pedophile-activity.html

And I'm pretty sure you can include screenshots of conversations, do NOT do this of actual child p0rn as it will get you in trouble for saving it UNLESS you are told to do otherwise. 
Please add on with different ways of reporting it! 

Pedos don't interact.

Your asses are toast. Bye, pedos!!!

@the-map-community-is-dangerous

Did I reblog this already? Doesn’t matter.

azhuresunsoar:

This was shared on a chronic pain group I am part of on facebook.

URGENT: COMMENTS are NEEDED to stop Kolodny & PROP from taking high dose Opioids off the market. PLEASE COMMENT ON THE FDA SITE BELOW:

https://www.regulations.gov/comment…

(Even if YOU don’t take high dose Opioids, this could just be the first step to removing all Opioids from availability)

the pdf file here https://www.regulations.gov/document?D=FDA-2017-P-5396-0001 contains the description of the proposed regulations.  you do not need to leave your name or anything, you can contribute anonymously.


@chronicillnessmemes

storytellerluna:

rockin-resin-addict:

kellhos29:

ierohero:

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

Favorite

Depressed kids in the media: I don’t need DRUGS that will turn me into a ZOMBIE.


Me, licking the citalopram box: Love me some pills in the morning. Mm-mm. Happiness is chalky and comes in a blister pack

this is because those depressed kids in the media are written by non-depressed people

kramergate:

kramergate:

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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nyehcromancer:

samswritingtips:

A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.

Ref

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urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

tombipetty:

interesting how so many people will agree that “mothering is the hardest/most intense/most important job in the world” but the people who perform the work of mothering for money (daycare workers and nannies) are payed shit wages and nobody cares. it’s almost as if we glorify motherhood to convince women to have children but actually consider the gendered work of caretaking to be worth next to nothing.

mizliz:

mizliz:

I remember talking to someone who said “I can’t handle when kids get so worked up over dumb things, like a papercut is the worst thing to ever happen to them” 

if they’re 3-4, hopefully it IS the worst thing to ever happen to them. out of nowhere there’s hurt, there’s red, there’s BLOOD??? FROM A PAPER?? of course they’re flipping out jesus christ wouldn’t you 

i feel like such a huge part of dealing with and loving the babies is understanding what that post said: everything is new to them. sometimes it’s fun and amazing (seeing snow, touching a baby chick) but sometimes it’s very overwhelming.  imagine a carnival, a mall, a loud crowded place, having never experienced it before. 

a thing I hear in teaching a lot is “little people have big emotions. it’s our job to create calm, not add to their chaos” 

of all the things I’ve made, said, or put in text that hit 1k, this is the best one

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October 20 2017

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passionateaboutponies:

passionateaboutponies:

salty-blue-mage:

voguegypt:

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

This is very real.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

October 18 2017

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

October 08 2017

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kyunomahou:

hoodboycartoons:

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

October 07 2017

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odric-master-swagtician:

odric-master-swagtician:

I really…fucking hate customer service.

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

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